Sunday, January 6, 2013

Azealia Banks Vs. Angel Haze Spawns 3 Diss Tracks In 2 Days: Behold The Escher Staircase Of Feuds

azealia banks no problems



We knew Angel Haze‘s ferocious Azealia Banks diss track “On The Edge” wouldn’t be the final salvo in the new feud between the two female rappers, but this is just getting exhausting. Azealia last night (January 3) ever-so-subtly tweeted “I’m bout to rip this bitch’s head off and toss it in the cauldron,” which must’ve been a metaphorical description of Banks’ ensuing diss track “No Problems,” which she dropped today.



Produced by Machinedrum, it’s not nearly as cruel and bloodthirsty as Haze’s “On The Edge.” But it gets the job done. Last word, right? Unfortunately for everyone else on the internet, WRONG. Angel Haze, soon after, released her second attack, a purportedly GarageBand-recorded, unmastered track called “Shut The Fuck Up” that liberally samples 2Pac‘s “Ambitionz Az A Ridah.” Hear the ladies’ two new tracks below and read on to see even more of the Twitter sparring from today, which is just so stupid. But hey, new music!



Azealia Banks - “No Problems”




Angel Haze - “Shut The Fuck Up”




On Thursday, Angel Haze claimed to have recorded “On The Edge” in 20 minutes following the online spat. But Azealia posted a string of tweets claiming it was recorded months ago.



One last comment about this whole angel haze thing…. Take note that there is NO MENTION of todays twitter spat in her diss track…. Lolol



- YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) January 4, 2013



 



Further proof that you’ve had this WHACK diss track ready FOR MONTHS. #LOSERRRRR - YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) January 4, 2013



So diplo just calls me and tells me she wrote that track months ago and he had nothing to do with it. - YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) January 4, 2013



 



I made fly art. You made an angry love song. You wrote MONTHS in advance. I wrote in one night. I WIN.



- YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) January 4, 2013



 



Haze then responded:



I couldn’t even play that weak shit all the way thru, bruh. ANYWAY 6pm. you some trash.



- Young Gypsy (@AngelHaze) January 4, 2013



 



fuck that, give me thirty minutes. ill record this shit on garage band. not worth studio time.



- Young Gypsy (@AngelHaze) January 4, 2013



Then she dropped said track, and then the online sniping continued unabated, and then the last thing we remember before blacking out was that everything was just sort of enveloped by this loud hissing sound, like steam coming out of a teapot, and a warm feeling rushed over us. Sweet release.


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